A Guide to Lazy Screenwriting

THE KIDZ BE BACK IN SCHOOL, BITCHIZ! You know what that means?

a little of this…

Suck it, chores!

Suck it, life!

followed by some of this…

burrrrrp

burrrrrp

and some of that…

speak to me, my precioussssss...

my precioussssss…

and just so I’m not completely fucking lazy, a bit of this…

I fucking love yoga.

This counts as calisthenics, right?

and then of course it’s back to reality with this…

Get the fuck off the couch, punk!

Get the fuck off the couch, punk!

Get to it…

Let me play you the song of my people.

Let me play you the song of my people.

We can’ts forgets what we’re doing, cans we? Noooooooo…

couch gollum

I’ve even mastered the laziest blog post ever. MEMES, baby! They come in handy sometimes.

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